Politically Correct Theater Presents "The Mammal affectionately reffered to as Rudolf"
As in this modern world we have the feeling that humanity must strive to be politically correct, I have proposed to use all of my political correctness (which is close to knill) to rewrite classic kids poems and stories to their more proper forms. In this way we may hopefully raise a generation of proper children... and if not we will hopefully at least get a few good laughs out of the result. To begin with, I decided to be politically incorrect and tell a story out of seasion, but we'll do it anyways. Politically Correct Theater is proud to present, "The Mammal, Affectionately Reffered To As Rudolf"
The Mammal affectionately reffered to as Rudolf had a medical condition which would add extra pigments to his nasal area... And if you were ever to see it, you would mention about how it is so inflamed that it appears to be glowing. All of the other Mammals, who looked slightly similar to Rudolf but did not have medical nasal conditions, According to Rudolf would indulge in verbal abuse against poor rudolf and even to the point of causing discrimination. But then one foggy december the 24th, A LAWYER CAME TO SAY! "Rudolf with your medical condition so bright, I think we've got a case tonight!" Then how the other mammals, who looked surprisingly similar to Rudolf minus the fact that they did not have medical conditions involving the nasal areas, showed affection to him, as they shouted in merryment, "Rudolf we have to love you! Or else we'll be sued for all we have!"
The Mammal affectionately reffered to as Rudolf had a medical condition which would add extra pigments to his nasal area... And if you were ever to see it, you would mention about how it is so inflamed that it appears to be glowing. All of the other Mammals, who looked slightly similar to Rudolf but did not have medical nasal conditions, According to Rudolf would indulge in verbal abuse against poor rudolf and even to the point of causing discrimination. But then one foggy december the 24th, A LAWYER CAME TO SAY! "Rudolf with your medical condition so bright, I think we've got a case tonight!" Then how the other mammals, who looked surprisingly similar to Rudolf minus the fact that they did not have medical conditions involving the nasal areas, showed affection to him, as they shouted in merryment, "Rudolf we have to love you! Or else we'll be sued for all we have!"
posted by MD Tolman at
12:52 PM
3 Comments:
I like this post. Political correctness is crazy sometimes. Do you want me to add a link to your blog from my blog under family bloggers??
Sure, sounds good to me, this is just a test. if the P.C. Theator catches on I might do some more. My next one may be something like "person of some size wearing a type of clothing with a certain colour to it"
You write very well.
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